Fun Mandatory Icebreaker
Alright, let's get to know each other. Let's do two truths and a lie. Here are two facts and one non-fact about me:
I biked across the entire state of Iowa.
I have an author credit on a book in the New York Public Library's Rare Book Collection.
I've performed at Canada's largest gothic/industrial music festival.
Awesome. Now it's your turn.
Biographical Bullet Points
Here are some easily digestible facts about me in bullet point form:
People call me “big guy” when asking for money.
I'm a great dungeon master (I’m available for most Dungeons & Dragons-related opportunities).
I played rugby in college (tighthead/lock) and only broke two bones (finger/nose).
I love rats and think they make great pets for kids and adults.
I've performed industrial music in CBGB's basement.
I wrote all the HTML for my personal homepage when I was 11.
Contact & Resume
Send me an e-mail at email@example.com and download my resume here.