About & Contact

About & Contact

Fun Mandatory Icebreaker

Alright, let's get to know each other. Let's do two truths and a lie. Here are two facts and one non-fact about me:

  1. I biked across the entire state of Iowa.

  2. I have an author credit on a book in the New York Public Library's Rare Book Collection.

  3. I've performed at Canada's largest gothic/industrial music festival.

Awesome. Now it's your turn. 

Biographical Bullet Points

Here are some easily digestible facts about me in bullet point form:

  • People call me “big guy” when asking for money.

  • I'm a great dungeon master (I’m available for most Dungeons & Dragons-related opportunities).

  • I played rugby in college (tighthead/lock) and only broke two bones (finger/nose).

  • I love rats and think they make great pets for kids and adults.

  • I've performed industrial music in CBGB's basement.

  • I wrote all the HTML for my personal homepage when I was 11.

Contact & Resume

Send me an e-mail at dan.kalmus@gmail.com and download my resume here.